Japanese Song
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Chiyotomate kudasai~
Please excuse me, while i cry~
So you want to, say goodbye?
Chiyotomate go and die~
Gan ni lao bu cao ji bai~ (hokkien dirty word)

Hokkien Song
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What's a lam ba da? Is it fish or animal or bird?
Wa shi hokkien lang, lam ba da sounds like a dirty word~
Here is an example i want to introduce to you my sexy, gorgoeus zarbo~
But i tell you ah, if you dare to touch her~
I'll kick your lam ba da and then you know~

Singapore Song
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He has a vision for tomorrow~
We must believe~ In PM Lee~
He has a dream for Singapore~
He will succeed~ He's PM Lee~

Anything~ He wants he'll get~
Or he'll give you~ One tight slap~
Because you see his father's you-know-who~
Not Lee kuan me~
It's Lee kuan you~

Count on him Singapore!
Count on him Singapore!
Count on him to do his best and more~
Together and his Mr Mentor~ (can't tell what he sing here)
And don't go to Taiwan anymore!

LOL!!!
Funny man!!!
Thx Dear!!!
XD